The worst experience from start to finish I've ever had at a massage therapy place and the most I've ever paid.
Super loud washing machine going soon as I get in. Very invasive form asking very personal things, same as first time doctor visit, is that typical now? Very strange thing you have to sign saying the massage therapist can touch certain things and you need to let them know if you're uncomfortable? weird.
Girl doesn't give me a towel or tell me what I'm supposed to do, so I'm just sitting in the room.
Very small crowded/cluttered room.
I'm in my boxers, wasn't really sure what to do, so I was just sitting there. Guy knocks and comes in and tells me to get under the blankets, which is strange as you usually get a towel? So for women how would that work, totally unacceptable imo.
The massage tables face cushion isn't properly on there and it's pretty uncomfortable, tried adjusting but there were only a couple settings.
Ninety min massage, and they are using FREE YouTube, so every 10 or so mins an ad comes up, the guy apologizes, stops the massage, and presses the skip ad thing. He gets a call during the massage on his phone, ringer blaring. Then some strange sound like a tiktiktiktiktik rapidly for like 10 mins straight from a pipe or something in the wall. On top of all that, they got a clock in the room ticking away, and it's not even set to the proper time. Comical stuff, like I'm trying to relax.
They guy keeps commenting on how tight my shoulders were and for some reason, he didn't want to hit them. I literally told him I needed that, and reminded him, got to it for a min or 2, then goes back to some strange thing where he was pushing on the top of my glute/bum, and just sat there for what felt like forever. His arm was resting on my arm the entire time he was on the one side, seemed like he was only using one hand or something and it was pretty uncomfortable.
He didn't do each side equally and was just super random, did one arm, one side of my lower back, I don't get it.
I kept telling him I wanted more pressure and he kept making up excuses not to do it, I told him directly many times I can handle the pain.
Gives me all this unsolicited advice on what I should do with my body.
Didn't want to touch my legs or anything, which I found strange considering it was for 90 mins. It was the lowest effort massage I've ever gotten.
Leaving he's like very tight, very tight. Yeah that was your job dude.
I leave the room and the girl charges the wrong amount on the machine, leaves to help someone else, and I'm sitting there waiting until she gets back.
I honestly think these reviews are fake, there is just no way it would misalign so badly.
I wouldn't recommend this place to anyone, pay less somewhere else and get much, much better.
2 years ago
